Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Baby Bat with Hiccups

Still stinging from the loss of my former friends the turtles, I seek solace with other denizens of the animal kingdom.

Fortunately, I was raised by bats, and they still remember me.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Traitorous Turtle

It happened to me. To me, the one person everybody thought was safe, but no... I don't know if I can ever trust my friends the turtles again. I guess I have to start calling them my former friends, but how can I just give up the bond we shared?

Here it is on video. I was just cleaning his shell, that's all. My old buddy Gamera. Gamera the gentle, Gamera the wise and witty. How could I have known he harbored a secret taste; a yen for human flesh? If I can no longer trust the turtles, who on Earth can I believe?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEFTcJlxf_k